Clarifism Rules and Ideals

I am going to incorporate many elements of the Official Guide to Clarifism into this page. (Kyle, help me with this). The gist of this page is:

It is very important that, if you decide to adopt clarifism, that you clarify many things (the more the better) and follow the rules and ideals of clarifism.

Clarifism

• original philosophy of clarifying things that you wish to know more about, using the phrase "just to clarify".
• subdivisions include mathematical clarifism, scientific clarifism, con-clarifism, historical clarifism, etc.
• if you wish to specify the content of what you wish to clarify, then accordingly use "just to con-clarify" if you want to clarify about life-related issues, or "just to historically clarify" if you wish to clarify history related problems, etc.

Neo-clarifism

• the new and altered form of clarifism that involves clarifying EVERYTHING, using the phrase "just to con-clarify" or "just to neo-clarify".
• subdivisions include mathematical neo-clarifism, scientific neo-clarifism, con-neo-clarifism, historical clarifism, etc.
• if you wish to specify the content of what you wish to neo-clarify, then appropriately use "just to mathematically neo-clarify" if you wish to neo-clarify math-related problems, or "just to scientifically neo-clarify" if you wish to neo-clarify science-related issues, etc.

Terrifism and Horrifism

• this is the "joke" version of clarifism that involves terrifying and horrifying people, as in statements, not questions in search of knowledge. Use the phrases "just to terrify" or "just to horrify" accordingly to the content of the sentence that follows the phrase (horrifism is a bit higher up than terrifism, to think abstractly).

Verifism

• This is very similar to clarifism, and verifism involves verifying what you already know, using the phrase "just to verify". Clarifism can be used in more situations than verifism due to its usefulness.

To clarify the importance of clarifism, Kyle Keller put it, "[There is a] true, deeper, meaningful meaning of clarifism, on how it allows people to express curiosity or wanting to learn more... And clarifism is a philosophy that captures the very meaning of curiosity and learning. Clarifying has not been created, it has simply been discovered. It has been used for millions and billions and trillions of years! From the dawn of man, early hominids have looked up at the sky and wondered, 'I need clarification on what those sparkly things are!' Leonardo da Vinci looked at engineering and asked for clarification, which he supplied to himself by creating all of his inventions. Today, especially! When someone sees something they don't know, they strive to clarify! Clarification is the very study and philosophy of curiosity and learning more about this fascinating world we live in." In short, clarifism is quite useful in that it allows us to learn and attain greater knowledge.

The Clarimmandments are:
   1. Thou shall not think of  verify, terrify, or hairify before clarify.
   2. Thou must clarify at least five times a day.
   3. Thou must worship the holy Fairy of Clarificism.
   4. Thou shall not curse under her name.
   5. Thou must like radishes.
   6. At a holy Clarificism shrine, thou must chant the clarifying mantra.
   7. Thou must be a vegan princess during the month of Ramaclarify.
   8. THOU MUST Akbar.
   9. Thou must respect and look up to the quote "five clarifies a day keeps the bakas away".