The CLIBLE!!

Just to con-clarify, this page is dedicated to be the clible. If you do not know what that is, the clarification is the following: the clible is the official book on clarifism. In fact, it contains many clarifications on terms that will need to be clarified if you have not already clarified them.

So far, the second edition of the clible (it is not finished yet) contains:
I will write in the clible soon, so keep in touch.

The Clible: second edition 

Written by Jake Clayton, Cirno (Makayla Brown), Kyle Keller, and Dorad I. Neverlasting (Kyle Wade) 

Table of Contents: 

• Introduction (foreword)......................................................................... Pg. 1-2 
• The 9 clarrimmandments....................................................................... Pg. 3 
• A Story of Origins................................................................................... Pg. 4-5 
• Terms to be clarified............................................................................... Pg. 6 

Page 1-2: Introduction (foreword) 

You may be wondering, ''What is the book about?'', or ''Why was this book written?''. This will all be clarified in due time.  

First of all, this book concerns the semi-religious philosophy, clarifism. Just to clarify, clarifism is the philosophy of clarifying anything using the phrase, ''just to clarify''. Neo-clarifism, on the other hand, is a different, modified form of clarifism. This involves using the phrase, ''just to con-clarify''. 

Who made this a philosophy? Kyle Wade, a.k.a. Dorad Neverlasting, a current seventh-grader in NHMS. In the 2013-2014 school year, during which he was a sixth-grader, he clarified many a thing, which he later developed into clarifism. 

Now, the 9 clarrimmandments have been written, of which some sections are based on Cirno's Perfect Math Class, and the website clarifism.blogspot.com has been created (which may later become clarifism.edu). T-shirts have also been considered, but making them is quite expensive and costly. The Order of Clarites, all people who follow clarifism, has been created. In early 2014, Jason Stange has been discovered to be the Prophet of Clarifism. In short, clarifism has grown a lot and will continue to do so. 

~Jake Clayton~ 

Page 3: The 9 Clarrimmandments 

           All clarites ideally should follow the 9 clarrimmandments. Inspired by clarifism and Cirno (Makayla B.), Kyle Wade (Dorad) wrote these,  

1. Thou shalt not think of verify, terrify, or hairify before clarify. 

2. Thou must clarify at least 5 times a day. 

3. Thou must worship the Holy Fairy of Clarifism. 

4. Thou shalt not curse under her name. 

5. Thou must like radishes. 

6. At a holy Clarifism shrine, thou must chant the clarifying mantra. 

7. Thou must be a vegan princess during the month of Ramaclarify. 

8. THOU MUST AKBAR! 

9. Thou must respect and look up to the quote ''five clarifies a day keeps the bakas away.'' 

            

       You must follow these clarrimmandments to be a good clarifier. 

Page 4-5: A Story of Origins by Kyle Wade 

It was a dark and stormy night. As Kyle was sitting on his porch, thinking about the meaning of life, a snowstorm descended from the heavens. However, Kyle was oblivious to this, and did not notice the blue figure that appeared before him. 

''Don't be a baka, CLARIFY!!!'' said the mysterious figure. Kyle looked up and saw a blue fairy. He immediately knew who it was. She was Cirno! 

Kyle questioned, ''What do you mean?'' 

''Listen to me, young'un. You have the potential! Remember: 'just to clarify','' clarified Cirno as she faded away into the mist.  

After the encounter, Kyle pondered for a while what she meant. He thought to himself, If my idol, Cirno, stated that clarifying will give me the potential to end the stressfulness of ''Finals, Finals, Midterms'', and as he thought that, he once again recited that same, age-old line, "Oh my G, Middle School is so stressful! It's basically Finals, Finals, Midterms. 

He continued on pondering, I probably should make a point to clarify, clarify, and clarify. I will spread the word of (hmm what should I call it? Well, clarifism!) clarifism to my classmates.  

And so, Kyle went on to clarify into distant lands, and others soon became followers and clarified throughout their lives. Eventually, Cirno told him, 

''You have become a true clarifying hero! I award you to be a vegan princess!'' 

Page 6: Terms to be Clarified... 

1. The fifth clarrimmandment states, "Thou must like radishes". Just to clarify, radishes were the holy fruit St. Kyle ate when he went on his clarripilgramige. 

2. The 9th clarrimmandment states, "Though must respect and look up to the quote, 'five clarifies a day keeps the bakas away.' " Just to clarify, baka means "idiot" in Japanese. 

3. The 8th clarrimmandment states, "THOU MUST AKBAR!" Akbar is an unknown word. Only the high priests know, and are not allowed to disclose the information. 

4. The 7th clarrimmandment states, "Thou must be a vegan princess during the month of Ramaclarify." How can you be a vegan princess? By being vegan and wearing a princess outfit with a wig of luscious hair*. 

5. What is "Cirno's Perfect Math Class"? It is the gateway to life, death, and everything. 

*if you do not have luscious hair, which will have to be Dorad-approved 

Page 7: The Clarifism Address 

"Four confusions and seven clarifies ago, my uncertainty had brought forth a new philosophy, conceived with clarification, and dedicated to the belief that all followers were clarified equal. 

Now we are engaged in a great controversy, testing whether my puzzled mind, or any puzzled mind, so confused and so doubtful, can long clarify. 

This philosophy, under Dorad, shall have a new birth of clarity, and that the clarification of the followers, by the followers, for the followers, shall not be perished by the bakas. 

Page 8: The Clarripledge of Allegiance  

I pledge allegiance to Dorad and the Clarifism Union of Gensokyo. And to the Clible, for which it clarifies. One order, under Cirno, indivisible, with liberty and clarifying for all.