EXCLUSIVE-- What this all really means.

First of all, to get this straight, clarifying is a huge inside joke straight out of NHMS and the clarfier Kyle Wade. In the well-known Clible, inside jokes clutter around every single page. To clarify every single one will surely take a verifiably long time.

1. Dorad. In sixth grade, Kyle D. Wade allegedly told Cassia to guess his middle name. "It starts with a D and has 5 letters". Cassia told him, "Dorad", and that name stuck (it was really David).
2. Just to clarify. This, as might have been clarified before, was originated when Kyle had to verify every single little detail with Mrs. Hartje in 6th grade.
3. Thou must like radishes. Natalie Pearl does not like radishes. In Souplantation, Natalie's friends kept on putting radishes on her plate, which she absolutely detested.
4. Cirno. Apparently, Cirno was some video game ice fairy from the Touhou Project that Makayla Brown really liked.
5. Vegan princess. I don't really know how this came around, but it probably had something to do with Kyle's long, "luscious" hair and his ability to produce a high-pitched girly voice.
6. AKBAR. This word comes from different places, but it probably came from the corn in that song. Also, it is also funny that Akbar the Great is a king mentioned in 7th grade history textbooks.
7. "Five clarifies a day keeps the bakas away." This is definitely based on the phrased, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
8. luscious hair. This is a beautiful way to describe Kyle's long and curly blond, soft hair.
9. " Cirno's Perfect math class", This is a really weird song from youtube that you can find.
10. The Clarifism Address and the Clarripledge of Allegiance are definitely based on the Gettysburg Address and the Pledge of Allegiance.